One day I am looking at my email and it says I have two drafts. It said:1. People who point

at their wrist while asking

for the time.... I know

where my watch is pal,

where the heck is yours?

Do I point at my butt

when I ask where the

toilet is?

2. People who are willing

to get off their butt to

search the entire room for

the T.V. remote because

they refuse to walk to the

T.V. and change the

channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh

you just want to have

your cake and eat it

too". You're darn right!

What good is cake if you

can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's

always the last place you

look". Of course it is. Why

the heck would you keep

looking after you've found

it? Do people do this?

Who and where are they? 

5. When people say while

watching a film "did you

see that?". No Loser, I

paid $12 to come to the

cinema and stare at

the stupid floor.

6. People who ask "Can I

ask you a question?"....

Didn't really give me a

choice there, did ya


7. When something is

'new and improved!'.

Which is it? If it's new,

then there has never been

anything before it. If it's

an improvement, then

there must have been

something before it,

couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is

short". What the heck??

Life is the

longest freaking thing

anyone ever does!! What

can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting

for the bus and someone

asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came

would I be standing here,



Yesterday I was plaing my pokemon(r) blue resque team and my DS SHUT DOWN!XX I had to start over!DX(luckly I got to be cubone when i started over^-^) Then I fought my way throug three places with out eny hit points taken away(and i fought ALOT O_O Roflol)